29 Funny, Insane, and Weird Products You Will Only Find on Amazon

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1. Toilet Timer

Does your husband or father spend all day sitting on the toilet? The bathroom’s like entering a different time zone. Well, Katamco is here to save the day with the toilet timer.

Let’s be honest: losing track of time in the bathroom is easy. Manage your toilet time and save your legs from falling asleep. It’s a hilarious gag gift perfect for Father’s Day or Christmas. 

2. Star Wars Pooper Pack

A toilet timer would be nothing without toilet paper. It’s a staple of any bathroom. Now Star Wars fans can have the Force with them when taking a dump thanks to the Star Wars toilet paper pooper pack.

It features three two-ply rolls with 250 sheets. The rolls have different funny Star Wars puns, such as “Storm Pooper,” “Use The Force,” and “Doo doo or Doo doo not. There is no try.” Star Wars takes toilet paper to a galaxy far, far away. 

3. Potty Putter

Fairly Odd Novelties presents the perfect way to pass the time in the bathroom. Completing the toilet package is the hilarious gag gift, the Potty Putter.

The fun gift is ideal for golf lovers or people who spend way too much time in the bathroom. It includes a putter, ball, green, and flag. Please take a seat, turn on the timer, and go for a hole-in-one. 

4. Umbrella Hat

There’s nothing worse than getting caught in the rain without an umbrella. Well, Amazon took a practical idea like an umbrella and turned it into a hat. Massmall’s Umbrella hat is a weird but practical item on Amazon. It’ll keep your head dry from rain while stealing everyone’s attention.

5. Shakespearean Insult Bandages

William Shakespeare is often considered the greatest writer in history. Finally his brilliant work is getting the respect it deserves with Shakespearean Insult Bandages.

Accouterment bandages include insults in the style of Shakespeare, such as “Do thou amend thy face, and I’ll amend my life” and “Thy breath stinks with eating toasted cheese.” The hilarious gift comes in a tin with fifteen bandages and a bonus prize. 

6. Instant Underpants

Amazon thinks ahead and prepares loyal customers for all situations. Ever needed a pair of underpants in a pinch? Then get yourself a  pair of these Instant Underpants.

The underpants come in a small tin and only require water to expand – the more water, the bigger the underpants. Trust us. You’ll thank Amazon later. 

7. Fish Flip Flops

Flip-flops are perfect for the summer months or going on vacation. But who wants to wear an ordinary flip-flop these days in a world where fashion is so important?

You will def stand out in a pair of fish flip-flops from Coddies. These are so weird that only a place like Amazon will sell them. The strange product appears to be a giant fish opening its mouth wide to chow down on your feet. 

8. Tortilla Blanket

The Meremaker Store combined the two things that everyone loves: tortillas and blankets. The 71-inch double-sided tortilla blanket is an Amazon best-seller with rave reviews.

The cozy blanket is big enough for two people and is easy to put away. Other themes of blankets available include cookie, waffle, and pepperoni pizza. 

9. Bacon Bandages

Accouterments built their brand by producing the strangest products on the internet, a business plan that has worked well so far. The company is responsible for Bacon Bandages, which is right in line with the brand’s strategy. 

They somehow knew that consumers were clamoring for bacon-looking bandages. Each order comes with two packs of large bacon bandages, a tin, and a free gift. 

10. Dancing Pickle

Gagster’s dancing pickle is a great gag gift bound to get a lot of laughs. There’s nothing your loved one can’t do with this fun novelty gift. Well, apart from eating it, but other than that it’s free reign.

Adults and kids will love the dancing pickle. In addition to dancing, it can also yodel, mimic, jazz scat, and tell knock-knock jokes. There’s no way to go wrong with Gagster’s dancing pickle. 

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11. Chicken Purse

Sainttrygo’s cute chicken bag is another great gag gift that will get a few laughs. According to several Amazon reviews, many customers got it as a joke but it’s actually practical.

The fluffy material is gentle and skin-friendly. It’s also reliable, has tons of space, and has a zipper to ensure safety. Many of the reviewers were surprised by the number of compliments they got for the hen bag.

12. Bread Slippers

Coddies offers the perfect slipper for those that like a lightweight loafer and a loaf of bread. Coddies bread loafers feature cotton padding, a velvet exterior, and a foam base. These affordable loafers are great for the entire family, keeping their feet nice and toasty. 

13. Ostrich Pillow

It might look strange to wear the Ostrich pillow while sleeping on an airplane or in the airport, but it’s super comfortable and provides ample support.

The design allows maximum comfort as it decreases the sounds and lights around the wearer. It encases the entire head with holes for breathing and a blackout mask. It’s ideal for traveling but also works around the house. 

14. Hamburger Phone

You can call it a hamburger or a cheeseburger. Whatever you call it, please don’t eat it. This is a hilarious and weird gift that’s got a lot of practical use.

The hamburger phone has all the best toppings, including a bun, cheese, ground chuck patty, and redial function. While it boasts an LED in-use indicator, it lacks ketchup. 

15. Nicolas Cage White Cat Pillow

Nicolas Cage brings his versatility to sequence pillows. Luma Pillows presents a long line of Nicolas Cage pillows, with our favorite being the Nicolas Cage White Cat Pillow. This pillow superimposes Cage’s face on a cat, making for a wickedly funny gift. 

There’s also Shirtless Nicholas Cage, Princess Leia Nicolas Cage, and Santa Clause Nicholas Cage. These pillows are creepy, weird, hilarious, and stylish all at the same time and a must for anyone obsessed with Cage. 

16. Baguette Pillow

Wepop presents a comfortable and cozy bread pillow. This is no ordinary bread pillow but a baguette. Featuring a cotton 3D design, it consists of high-quality and skin-friendly fabric.

The soft and silky pillow offers excellent back support or can be a stylish decor piece. Most importantly, it is a funny and weird gift that gets a lot of laughs. 

17. Cat Butt Tissue Holder

Home-X’s cat butt tissue holder is perfect for cat lovers. It brings together cats, tissue, and cat butts in one incredible gift. The lightweight kitty is a funny gift that can also add to the decor. Guests will go crazy for the tiny little dispenser and life-like cat design. 

18. Garden Gloves With Claws

At first glance, the Famoy claw garden gloves might seem like the strangest idea. However, it’s not only a practical gift; it’s also stylish.

These gloves let the home gardener get down and dirty in their backyard. They feature long-lasting plastic that provides the best protection for your hands. In addition to gardening, they are also excellent for digging holes, raking up leaves, and tearing out weeds. 

19. Golden Girls Socks

The classic sitcom Golden Girls featured some of TV’s best characters, notably Rose. So every Golden Girls fan must own a pair of Bioworld Golden Girls Rose socks. True fans will be honored to wear these comfortable and cool socks. 

20. Wacky Waving Mini Inflatable Tube Guy

Everyone loves the iconic Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy. He’s often spotted outside of significant events or store sales. Now you can bring a miniature version of the Wacky Waving Mini Inflatable Tube Guy to your home or work desk.

This weird product features an 18-inch waving tube man who can shake, wiggle, and dance. It comes with a mini-book that dives deep into the origins and life of the Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy.

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21. Mini-Hand Squirrel

The Roniavl Store has the novelty gift everyone dreams of buying. Yes, the mini-hand squirrel puppet.

The toy features a squirrel with one head and four paws. It’s easy to use and contains skin-friendly, non-toxic material. It’s excellent for distracting children, making TikTok videos, or killing some time. 

22. Mobile Phone Jail

Nowadays kids spend all day with their heads stuck in a laptop, iPad, cellphone, or another device. While most parents don’t like to admit it, adults spend their days the exact same way.

There’s actually an easy solution to that problem. The Sandika store offers the family time mobile phone jail. The prison is big enough for every device, ensuring the family spends quality time together instead do doom scrolling their nights away. 

23. Taco Sleeping Bag

The Gilbins Store presents the cozy and funny novelty taco sleeping bag. It has all the popular toppings, including lettuce, tomatoes, and humans.

The plush fleece sleeping bag will keep you warm all night when camping or at home. If you’re not a taco fan, it also comes in the shape of an ice cream cone, pizza slice, and merlot bottle. 

24. Thumb Piano

Amazon is full of remarkable instruments but none compare with the thumb piano from UNOKKI 17. Better known as the African kalimba, the tiny device is easy to use and sure to entertain for hours.

It’s the ideal gift for music lovers with high sound quality and excellent craftsmanship. Easy to master, it won’t take long until you are rocking out to your own tunes. It makes a great stocking stuffer or joke gift for adults and kids. 

25. Boyfriend Pillow

Amazon knows how tough it’s to meet someone nowadays. Despite all the dating apps and blind dates, some people still end up alone at the end of the night. Well, the Boyfriend Pillow is the answer to all your problems.

Unlike most partners, the boyfriend pillow is soft, comfy, and doesn’t smell. He’s also an excellent listener and never talks about himself. Have the best sleep of your life as you cuddle with the perfect man. 

26. Throw Throw

The Exploding Kittens store on Amazon is famous for its fun and weird games. At the top of that list is the card game Throw Throw. But Throw Throw is more than just a card game – it’s a dodgeball card game.

The hilarious game is perfect for the whole family, although you’ll need a lot of space. Throw Throw includes 120 game cards, six burrito bruises, one “fear me” badge, and two foam burritos. It’s easily one of the funniest games on Amazon the whole family can enjoy.

27. Cat-Shaped Ice Cubes

Amazon offers a wide range of valuable products for cat lovers. They also have weird but fun novelty items. For example, every cat lover must own at least one cat-shaped ice cube tray.

The Fairly Odd Novelties store features the most bizarre things on the Internet, including this weird product. Why you would want cat-shaped ice cubes is anyone’s case, but this ice cube tray will make the perfect gift for cat owners that can’t get enough of their adorable little buddies. 

28. Star Wars Lightsaber Chopsticks

Lightsaber chopsticks are a must for all Star Wars fans. The Chopsabers store sells a couple of lightsaber chopsticks ideal for Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, or Thai food. With these perfect chopsticks, you can take down the Empire and eat your noodles without any problems.

29. Desktop Mini Boxing

Running Press presents the perfect gag gift for an office employee, especially one that hates their co-worker or boss. The desktop mini-boxing gift is ideal for the home or work office.

It comes with tiny boxing gloves, a mini punching bag with a suction cup, and a mini book going over trivia and finger-boxing moves. It’s also great to blow off some steam or provide a little sporting challenge in the office. 

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